everythingexceptrapandcountry:

don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers

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batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

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Torrid caught a bunny today, and nature got it’s revenge by a squirrel trying to attack me.

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nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

image

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

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helloyesispeakfandom:

beefkirky:

urbanlondon101:

badwolfsf:

heroscafe:

…Wow, guys. Just… wow.

This should be how the show ends.

I’ve been laughing at this for 2000 years

I think that’s one of my favorite things ever


 

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lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

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mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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towritecomicsonherarms:

Ultimate Avengers vs. New Ultimates #4

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manly tears
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harutart:

i recently watched the great gatsby and loved it! carey mulligan as daisy buchanan. photoshop.

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lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

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ohpierre:

i-dont-shave-for-sh:

swordofomens:

dollyjigsaw:

tumblino:

basically

This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr

You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.

That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.

The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.

THANK YOU

I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture

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bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

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wolfsfall:

I’ve just discovered that we can leave flowers on dead got characters’ graves and that is freaking awesome

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z-raid:

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

An okay fuck-ton of simple shoulder movement references (per request).

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